Friday, July 30, 2010

I hate people telling me I should watch a video too.

But if you just watch til minute 1:30....

I bet you'll laugh.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

This is just the eeriest thing ever!



At last I have found myself.
Just call me 'A Tats'.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Internet, I would say yes

Who wants traditional when you can have hysterical??

In other news Internet, I am baffled. (I am also baffled about where to put the commas in that sentence but that is for another post) A little over a year ago after some strenuous physical activity i developed some knee issues. Every time I walked up stairs my knees both hurt and clicked, a disturbing crunchy-clicking sound. Not delightful. And the pain was like a giant rubber band was being over stretched down the front of my knees. Also not delightful. Eventually after a couple months, Righty stopped hurting and just crunch-clicked a little but Lefty has gone on strong with the whole pain/ crunch-click show. It has been slowly getting worse and worse and last week I was at the point where I figured I needed to see a Dr because I was now having serious trouble getting up stairs. And then it happened. Right in the middle of the Cole Haan store. I was on my way upstairs to look at some gold purses (extraneous details make the story) and while favoring my left knee, my right flip-flop caught on the stairs and I tumbled into them. And The Great Toe Incident of 2010 occurred. Suddenly my knee issue was secondary to the big toe on my right foot which was now cracked and starting to gush IN A LUXURY GOODS STORE. Thank God I had a metallic pink pedicure to help hide the carnage. After a few hours I realized the toe damage could have been worse and would eventually repair itself but in the meantime, the ODDEST thing happened. Suddenly, my left knee stopped hurting. Now there is a very slight pain at stairs and minimal clicking that is getting better every day. What gives??

Monday, July 26, 2010

Announcing the new band name!

Yes, it's true, Mildred and The Hot Cheese now has an official new name!
While being briefly known as Dick Cheney and his Evil Weather Machine, the band will officially from this point forward be known as.....(drumroll):
Mona's Death Hankie

As always, we thank you for all your continued support, we would not be here without you. We would also not be here without pop up video technology so a big shout out to them as well.
Look for our first official new set list for the new album to be posted shortly.

Thanks also to Rogue Wave who we randomly met at a bar last night. Never heard of you guys before but you don't suck.

PS-Does anyone know where we can find Allagash White in NYC? We prefer draft to bottle.

Peace and love,
Alison Wonderland, Ferocious C and the boys.

I still remember the bitter end

This post is dedicated to Tony F as he loves nothing more than a little Gaga blasting as he zips around in the Aston. Which therefor accords me some of my funnier moments ever experienced. Not many people expect Bad Romance to pour out when they motion for you to put your window down, Tony! But Tony does indeed like to support those TSOA/CAP grads - all of them! I enjoy here very much because if Bowie and Freddie had a girl - well, here she is! She also loves Spencer Tunick - I feel we'd get along juuuust fine.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody."

Maybe I should write more.
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Her proudest achievement was staying blonde. And eating avocado.

Two entirely unrelated pics but at least it's 2 entries in 2 days. Oh and besides avocado, I now also love eggplant. And haddock. Who knew?

Tuesday, July 13, 2010